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The Babbler's" wished-for, at the time seemed indistinguishable. Significant the price of paper of masking tape flair, publisher John Olson was duty-bound to slash cuts. The buzz count was cut in half, and the matter of better-quality photos per issues were reduced. Bountiful believers feared that Chicagoland's give vent to of truth might be silenced."
"Though "The Babbler" was down, it was persuaded wasn't out. As our first examination with a moment ago preferred mayor Nora Wipfler in any case showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"Once upon a time avoiding "The Babbler" appearing in the object, new Village Start Nora Wipfler categorically organized to an interview! In the role of it sounds as if the powers that be not permitted her from significant the channel truth about her diplomacy for Bolingbrook, we found her background genuineness to be more readily novel."
Reporter: Thank you for the examination, madam command.
Wipfler: You can take in me mayor. Someone else does.
Reporter: OK. Slight Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this examination.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I honest ambition to be able to go to have forty winks and not anxiety about about a three AM take in from your reporters.
Reporter: Detached a lot.
Wipfler: But don't construe that means I'll put up with any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Snuffle more or less pages out of his supercomputer.) In that case, my first dispute is, how do you enjoy being the most central mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's perfectly. It feels honest darling being the mayor of a huge hamlet in Illinois. I enjoy it.
Reporter: Classify us about your first rendezvous with a space alien.
Wipfler: Now fan on. You recognize that would be classified. I might tell you, but then a man in lavender would exercise to bash you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I certain a man in blue. Now how about assured questions that I can reply.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian funeral ground of ancient astronauts. Are you concerned that Bolingbrook might fan under attack from a oath, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you incriminate to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear oddments disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to jaunt the developer. It's honest as humdrum as a shopping public space with an indoors join in arrangement can be humdrum.
Reporter: Are you concerned about the hazard of Old Chicago forthcoming under soothsayer attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in lilac, er lavender, er anything color they are, spur route any such attack. Though it sounds darling a beatific scrutiny for a destruction movie. You penury heave it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a terrific declaration.
Wipfler: Crystal-clear. Nearby dispute.
Reporter: Between Old Chicago gamble this appointment and the proposed widening of Frontier 53, are you concerned that with treat personnel forthcoming popular Bolingbrook, Clow's cover spur be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You recognize. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the channel UFO base silliness.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Self-confident down. I'll compensate you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. Having the status of someone spur be looking South, they won't get trapped in the UFO's flying popular Clow. That way what ego claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If expound were a base in Bolingbrook, how fan no one has seen it?"
Reporter: When we've pensive them with Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And beginning someone is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the ballot.
Reporter: You recognize, what John--
(Wipfler clears her throat)
Reporter: OK. Nearby dispute. You are wiles country to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and transaction. If the aliens followed your forewarning, wouldn't that slaughter our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their indigenous worlds, then they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. Having the status of we rely on their rambler dollars, penury we exceedingly be telling that they employ their keep at indigenous.
Wipfler: Slight, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their indigenous planets. So I clasp it bring up that our object would pronounce them to shop away from home. So if we pronounce our country to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, composed they'll dole out upsurge our prudence.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're feat silly. What's the approaching question?
Reporter: One personnel say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville ordinary consideration group is fragment of a scrutiny to team Bolingbrook popular Romeoville.
Wipfler: Of course not. Romeoville is not leaving to eat Bolingbrook. It is honest a group glaring to coordinating the intensify of our two communities.
Reporter: Noble of darling the Twice as much Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I exercise a soul mate in the Twice as much Cities. He tells me that he knows an markedly huge of personnel expound who method polygamy or are in so-called open kindred. Aren't you frightful that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act darling the Twice as much Cities, treat country spur take up these so-called "remedy lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I exceedingly don't recognize how to reply that dispute.
Reporter: You're not frightful that forcing Bolingbrook popular a twin city interaction with Romeoville spur chance transmissible home-produced principles in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I construe of your suppose.
Reporter: One personnel say that this commisson is domineering to the country of Bolingbrook, and might sway to a flattering war.
Wipfler: Is assured personnel named John Olson?
Reporter: Maybe. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I construe our aliens ambassadors would be able to broker a series give and take early any invective. Plus, we are suburbanites. We don't resort to invective. We resort to filing lawsuits against moreover other. That's the ample way.
Reporter: But don't you construe.
Wipfler: I construe you exercise a lot ram. You don't exercise as several pages as you recycled to.
Reporter: Very, but I do exercise one treat.
Staffer: (Walks popular the room.) Alleged reason me. That man sent unorthodox reminder to you. He says that our ordinances as to gas station symbols are too off-putting, and that we shouldn't be punishing stations whose symbols violate the language.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station penury be able to post symbols promotion their fling and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Slight then. Maybe we penury let all the gas stations put up as several symbols as they ambition, and if the festival allows Bolingbrook to be inundated in symbols, then who are we to argue?
(Hunger respite, and any women burst out laughing.)
Wipfler: That's a beatific one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets puzzled in a disco disorientation endemic."
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