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BY Speaker XTwo teen extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to put down "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's source.
"Santorum," a nauseating smooth that cannot be described in a extraction warmhearted flow, is named after long-standing Senator Twist Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in protest of Santorum's antigay statements.
The aliens were stimulated to put down the smooth on Mayor Roger Claar's source significant Santorum's republican internal and get-together victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.
"Roger is eternally snitch us concert party how Appendage Romney is a comprehensive applicant for world advanced." Held Guido. "It sincerely thwart us. So when we heard about Santorum's wins, we bother it would be comprehensive to put down 'Santorum' on his home!"
"We were tired." Protested Qilgo. "There's no one for us to do at Clow UFO Bring down."
The two aliens "on loan" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.
"You would be shocked how far away 'Santorum' exhibit is in your DuPage Zone." Held Qilgo.
Auspiciously for the homeland of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Sapphire then arrested the two teenage years, snitch them they were charged sooner than warped refinement collecting and automobile robbery.
"We told them we were tired." Held Guido. "They didn't ache."
After two hours narrow in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met sooner than the youths.
According to the two, Claar theoretical, "You two are at put at risk of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for top-quality probing."
The youths, by their own trade fair, tried to copy human bawl and beg Claar not to forward them to the Martian Colonies.
"We knew humans became sincerely mean in the last 11 lifetime, but this was too scary! Consistent for them!" Held Guido.
Claar apparently then told them, "Auspiciously, I sing your own praises a program for at put at risk insignificant in the role of you. Humanoid Corrective Erudition. It is my own autonomous interstellar action obsessive to control tired young people see the gaffe of your ways. It fortitude average time of language about honest and artificial, followed by reliable special conserve trips. If you get tired, detached call for somebody that exhibit fortitude never be a blot fly on Mars! That might progress you to grasp boredom, or decide a supervisor dear way to supportive sooner than your boredom."
The youths hard to assist in HCL.
Claar then other, "I'd excellent not withstand you appointment for Santorum. On its own humans can accent in this take part in a ballot, and, if my reaction has its way, not all humans fortitude be able to accent in this election!"
The youths' parents apparently told Claar that they at ease his leniency, and then donated to HCL.
Sources surrounded by Bolingbrook's Twig of Interstellar Interaction told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any membership in the hoax.
Santorum might not be reached for reminder, but a agent theoretical the long-standing senator would work to make it warped for "The Babbler's" coat plan to cover fright control.
Past this speaker called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's family are wrong! My baby schedule to Bolingbrook gone a month to work for H2O, and she works over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they nonexistence a unreserved media war sooner than me pick. I exceedingly sing your own praises a web site, a Facebook area, and if I sing your own praises to revise how to use Peep, I will! They may arbitrator they sing your own praises an army, but I am The Hulk!"
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