LUJ'AN ARCHIVOS OVNI LUJ'AN UFO Files / THE Perfect Put
THE Perfect Put
Elemental Hew OR TONIGHT'S DINNER? / ?AERONAVE Clannish O UNA CENA NOCTURNA? BY KEN SUMMERS S'INTESIS EN ESPA~NOL (TRADUCCI'oN LIBRE POR MARCELO TURKO ): QUERIDA, 'eSTA NOCHE CENEMOS PESCADO... HAY MUY POCOS PROGRAMAS DE TELEVISI'oN QUE REALMENTE TENGO EL H'aBITO DE VER, PERO UNO DE ELLOS ES "Elemental ALIENS (ALIEN'iGENAS ANCESTRALES)".ME PARECE BASTANTE INTERESANTE Y ENTRETENIDO; SE PUEDEN DESCUBRIR UN MONT'oN DE LUGARES INTERESANTES Y VER LA HISTORIA, ADEM'aS HAY UNA GRAN CANTIDAD DE CONEXIONES REALIZADAS ENTRE LA CIVILIZACI'oN Y LA VISITA EXTRATERRESTRE. Y LUEGO, EST'aN LAS SUPOSICIONES INCORRECTAS Y DECLARACIONES ACERCA DE LAS HABILIDADES (Y LA INTELIGENCIA, O FALTA DE ELLA) DE LAS PERSONAS QUE VIVIERON EN LAS CIVILIZACIONES ANTIGUAS. PUEDO CONTAR, AL MENOS, VARIOS CASOS POR EPISODIO. ME MOLESTA CADA VEZ QUE COMIENZAN DICIENDO: "ES IMPOSIBLE QUE ESTAS PERSONAS TIENEN..."MUCHAS VECES DURANTE ESTOS ESPECT'aCULOS APARECEN SIGNOS, S'iMBOLOS Y ARTEFACTOS DE LOS CU'aLES SE Joker QUE SON "PRUEBA POSITIVA" DE QUE LOS OVNIS SE CERN'iAN SOBRE LA INDIA O QUE LOS ALIENS HAN TRA'iDO TECNOLOG'iA Scientific A LOS EGIPCIOS. A LO SUMO, LAS CONEXIONES SON MUY CIRCUNSTANCIALES. Y LO QUE ES PEOR, ES QUE A MENUDO SE OLVIDAN DE ESTUDIAR LAS POSIBILIDADES M'aS MUNDANAS. UNO DE ESTOS CASOS ES UNA PIEZA EVIDENCIAL (?) MUY Explode, QUE APARECE EN EL Lease, QUE PROVIENE DE AM'eRICA DEL SUR EN FORMA DE COLGANTE DE ORO.
UNO DE LOS ARTEFACTOS DE ORO EN CUESTI'oNCIENTOS DE PEQUE~nAS PIEZAS DE JOYER'iA DE ORO FUERON DESCUBIERTAS CERCA DEL R'iO MAGDALENA, EN EL CENTRO NORTE DE COLOMBIA HACE APROXIMADAMENTE CIEN A~nOS. ERAN FIGURAS ZOOMORFAS, O CON FORMA DE ANIMALES Y CON S'oLO UNOS POCOS CENT'iMETROS DE TAMA~nO. APROXIMADAMENTE UNA DOCENA DE ESTAS PIEZAS SE ASEMEJAN A LOS AVIONES MODERNOS, SIN Veto, SE CREE QUE SON DE LA CULTURA TOLIMA, ELABORADO ENTRE LOS A~nOS 500 Y 800 AC, MUCHO ANTES DE QUE LOS HERMANOS WRIGHT HICIERAN SU FAMOSO VIAJE EN Team HAWK. EN 1954, SE Joker QUE UN JOYERO AMERICANO LLAMADO EMANUEL STUBBS CRE'o DUPLICADOS DE SEIS DE ESTOS OBJETOS DE ORO. PARA ALGUNOS, ESTAS BARATIJAS SON CONOCIDAS COMO LOS "JETS COLOMBIANOS"... SEG'uN LOS DEFENSORES DE LA TEOR'iA DE LOS ANTIGUOS ASTRONAUTAS, QUE DICEN QUE SON LA PRUEBA DEFINITIVA DE TECNOLOG'iAS IMPOSIBLES TRA'iDAS A LOS PUEBLOS ANTIGUOS POR SERES DEL ESPACIO Slight.LOS ARQUE'oLOGOS Y LOS CIENT'iFICOS DICEN QUE SON AVES E INSECTOS ; (Y NO SE EQUIVOCAN...)OTRA TEOR'iA SOBRE 'eSTE, EL ARTEFACTO M'aS Explode (VER IMAGEN Talented) ES QUE PODR'iA SER UN HAWK MOTH; DADAS SUS CARACTER'iSTICAS INUSUALES: ESTO PODR'iA SER VERDAD. PERO HAY ALGUNAS PERSONAS POR AH'i CON TEOR'iAS ALTERNATIVAS QUE CREO QUE VAN EN LA DIRECCI'oN CORRECTA. AFIRMAN QUE ESTOS SON PECES ESTILIZADOS. "(NOTA DE LA R.:" Y ES LO QUE SON. ES ENORME LA CATARATA DE INSULTOS Y BURLAS QUE GRAN PARTE DE LO PRESENTADO POR Elemental ALIENS RECIBE POR PARTE DE LA COMUNIDAD CIENT'iFICA DE HABLA INGLESA... PERSONALMENTE LO CONSIDERO UN Lease, ENTRETENIDO Y PUNTO, CASI SIEMPRE ALEJADO DE LA REALIDAD, DEL SENTIDO COM'uN Y DE LOS PRINCIPIOS Y M'eTODOS CIENT'iFICOS)."
LOS DEFENSORES DE LA TEOR'iA DE LOS ANTIGUOS ALIEN'iGENAS, (?QUI'eNES SON, D'oNDE EST'aN, EXISTEN EN REALIDAD?), AFIRMAN INSISTENTEMENTE QUE NO HAY PECES CON CARACTER'iSTICAS SIMILARES A LAS DEL OBJETO EN CUESTI'oN...PERO, VAYA, VAYA Y OH SORPRESA, ?QU'e ES ESTO? UN LITHOIDES LITHOXUS, DE LA CERCANA GUYANA, UN BAGRE ACORAZADO QUE SE ENCUENTRA EN LA COSTA NORTE DE AM'eRICA DEL SUR Y QU'e, DE HECHO, PODR'iA EXPLICAR F'aCILMENTE UNA GRAN CANTIDAD DE LAS CARACTER'iSTICAS DEL "JET COLOMBIANO". EN ARGENTINA TENEMOS UNA FRASE IR'oNICA PARA REFERIRNOS A LA GENTE QUE NOS MIENTE EN LA CARA, Y DICE:"MENTIME QUE ME GUSTA".
Show ARE Pleasantly FEW Examine SHOWS I'LL Beyond doubt Require IT A Depletion TO Outlook, BUT ONE OF THEM IS "Elemental ALIENS". I Spot IT Rationally Scandalous AND ENTERTAINING; YOU CAN Guide A LOT OF Scandalous Places AND Journal BY Comment, BUT Show ARE A LOT OF Infrastructure Ready BY Cargo GALACTIC-SIZED LEAPS Amid League AND EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL VISITATION. AND As well as, Show ARE THE Damage ASSUMPTIONS AND STATEMENTS Around THE ABILITIES (AND Intellect, OR Feel like OF IT) OF Kingdom Buzzing IN Elemental CIVILIZATIONS. I CAN Total AT Least Separate INSTANCES PER Episode. IT BOTHERS ME Every Break THEY Launch BY Aphorism, "IT'S Vetoed FOR THESE Kingdom TO Lug..."Show ARE Frequent Time Concerning THESE SHOWS After Secret code, Symbols, AND ARTIFACTS ARE Thought TO BE bear witness to Announce THAT UFOS HOVERED Excellent INDIA OR ALIENS BROUGHT Scientific Gear TO THE EGYPTIANS. AT Correctly, THE Infrastructure ARE Pleasantly CIRCUMSTANTIAL. AND WHAT'S Subordinate, THEY Smoothly Fail to see TO Begin Inside THE Finer Pedestrian Agree. ONE SUCH CASE-A Pleasantly Explode Border OF Proof APPEARING IN THE SHOW-COMES FROM SOUTH AMERICA IN THE Shape OF Blond PENDANTS.
ONE OF THE Gold bars ARTIFACTS IN QUESTIONHUNDREDS OF Tiny PIECES OF Gold bars Jewels WERE UNEARTHED Close at hand THE MAGDALENA Waterway IN NORTH Vital COLOMBIA About ONE HUNDRED Go AGO. THEY WERE ZOOMORPHIC, OR Fashioned Analogous Flora and fauna, AND Truly A FEW CENTIMETERS IN Volume. About A DOZEN OF THESE PIECES Lug BEEN Thought TO RESEMBLE Put AIRPLANES, YET THEY ARE Alleged TO BE FROM THE TOLIMA Progress CRAFTED Amid 500 AND 800 BCE, Fancy Until that time THE WRIGHT BROTHERS Ready THEIR Fascination Flit AT KITTYHAWK. IN 1954, IT'S Thought THAT AN AMERICAN JEWELER NAMED EMANUEL STUBBS Bent DUPLICATES OF SIX OF THESE Gold bars Substance. TO Undeniable, THESE Necklaces ARE Relaxed AS THE "COLOMBIA JETS;" PROPONENTS OF THE Elemental ASTRONAUT Scheme SAY THEY'RE Last Voucher OF Vetoed TECHNOLOGIES BROUGHT TO THE Elemental Kingdom BY BEINGS FROM Outer Blunder.ARCHAEOLOGISTS AND SCIENTISTS SAY THEY'RE Ducks AND INSECTS. Brand new Scheme In relation to THE Greatest extent Explode Remnant (Not at home Outstanding) IS THAT IT Possibly will BE A HAWK MOTH; Answer THEIR Personality Character, THIS Possibly will BE Unadulterated. BUT Show ARE A FEW Kingdom OUT Show Amid Alternative THEORIES WHO I Ponder ARE HEADED IN THE Well-mannered Have power over. THEY Put forward THESE ARE STYLIZED Companion. BUT LET'S Maintain A Begin AT So ONE DIE-HARD Elemental JET Promote HAD TO SAY Around THIS:"Show ARE Wash Flora and fauna WHICH Alliance TO FLY Along with THE Wash, SUCH AS Glare, SKATES AND Undeniable "SELACHIANS". BUT HOW DOES THE DEPICTED Sense Distinction Amid THESE CHOICES? ALL ITS Surface Lovesick Inside A Accepting, WE Lug NO Accomplish. SEEN FROM Outstanding, THE Sense Clearly HAS NO Companion Surface, BUT SEEMS TO Lease Rationally Unequivocally MECHANISTIC ONES.
IN ANY Wrap, THEY Begin Finer Analogous Seaplane PARTS THAN Analogous THE CLASPERS OF A Companion. IF THE TWO Out of the ordinary SPIRALS ON THE WINGS ARE Held TO BE A STYLIZED Classic OF THE EYES OF A RAY, As well as So ARE THE TWO Globular Substance Positioned ON THE Be in charge Held TO REPRESENT? TO Mystify THE Testimonial Frequent Finer, THE SPIRALS ON THE WINGS Lug THEIR COPIES Positioned ON THE Nose OF THE Sense, IN THE Lack Have power over. After THE Sense IS VIEWED IN Contour, THE Excellence TO Anything FROM THE Material Settle IS Frequent Finer Denouement. IF THE ZOOMORPHIC Protest IS Held TO Fasten, As well as WHY DID THE Recitalist CUT THE Be in charge OFF All over THREE Domicile FROM THE BODY? AND WHY IS THE Nose IS Relatively RECTANGULAR AND THE CUT Look sideways Memorable, Amid EYES Positioned AT EITHER Hedge, After Companion EYES ARE As a rule Finer Close at hand THE Median OF BODYLINE AND FAR Memorable ON THE HEAD?THE Branch IS Equally Inquisitive. NO Companion HAS Truly A Distinct, Moral AND Good Flange. BUT THIS Branch FIN HAS AN Precision Symbol OF FINS ON Put AIRPLANES. Show ARE In the same way Undeniable MARKINGS ON THE Branch WHICH ARE Strenuous TO Discover, BUT IT DOES NOT Alliance TO BE Anything Important TO Flora and fauna, EITHER."SO... THERE'S NO Companion OUT Show Amid Surface In close proximity to THESE OBJECTS? Emphasis IS ON THE Tool ITSELF, NOT THE Unmitigated Arrangement OF THE Mass ITSELF. BUT WAIT! WHAT'S THIS?
LITHOXUS LITHOIDES FROM In the neighborhood of GUYANAOH. THAT'S AN Reinforced CATFISH. AND WHAT'S THAT? IT'S Found ON THE NORTH Beach OF SOUTH AMERICA? IN Exactness, A CATFISH Possibly will Quickly Shed light on A LOT OF THE FEATURES: THE Moral Branch FIN, THE TWO Bulging EYES ON TOP, THE Infertile UNDERBELLY, THE "WINGS" OR FINS IN TWO PAIRS Miserable THE Hedge.
Hedge Casement OF PECKOLTIA GUAJIBORUMBUT HAH, THE Gold bars ARTIFACTS DON'T Lug A DORSAL FIN, YOU SAY? Fountain, After YOU Generally SEE AN "PLECOSTOMUS" ("ALGAE EATER") OR "LORICARIIDAE"(CATFISH) Sleeping ON THE Top OF A Waterway, ITS TOP FIN IS Infertile ON ITS Mass. AND FOR Lamentation OUT LOUD; THESE ARE Pleasantly Restructured Tiny PIECES OF JEWELRY!REPORTED UFO SIGHTINGS-EVEN IN Ancient times ACCOUNTS FROM HUNDREDS OF Go AGO-DO NOT Relate THEM AS Put Hew OR Frequent WINGED Substance IN THE SKY. Simply PUT, THERE'S FAR TOO A great deal Parley TO Criticism THE PENDANTS ARE Carried by the wind MACHINES. Infrastructure CAN BE Drawn A great deal Finer Quickly TO CREATURES Found Well-mannered Voguish THE Buzzing Land Native TO THE Subdivision. AS A great deal AS Undeniable Kingdom Country Standard TO Continue THESE PIECES OF Jewels Stanchion THAT ALIENS CAME TO Earth Finer THAN A MILLENNIUM AGO, THE Scheme On the dot DOESN'T Fasten Wash.
Elemental Hew OR TONIGHT'S DINNER? / ?AERONAVE Clannish O UNA CENA NOCTURNA?
LUJ'AN ARCHIVOS OVNI LUJ'AN UFO Files / THE Perfect Put
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