Denver Mystery Ufo Reasonable Explanation Or Drunk Aliens

Zipping through the thin air of Denver, a mystery has been uncovered by a local man and his Fox affiliate. The Unidentified Flying Object(s?) seem to appear every day between noon and 2 p.m. and are not visible to the naked eye. In fact, even the professional cameras caught them and had to slow things down frame by frame to see it (them). By our math we got two explanations: There is that of Benjamin Radford of Discovery The most likely explanation? A bug or insect, probably a fly or bee. Or there is the fun one we just made up. Aliens are getting day drunk and driving home, ya'll! How else would you account for how erratic that driving is? Furthermore, only 23 minutes away the main brewery for beer magnate Coors. What I am saying is that it's highly likely these aliens are working night jobs in the greater Denver area. Knocking off their shift around 6 a.m. and somehow sneaking into the source of Rocky Mountain refreshments. They enjoy one too many Cold Certified beverages. They return to their craft and take off like a Silver Bullet. Zigging and zagging until they break orbit and find their way home. Wasted. If it didn't make sense then please check this evidence.

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