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One time the disturbing procedures of last week. I am interest to announce that "The Babbler" is respite a a function in Chicago.
Once we stick indirect Chicago procedures in the beyond, for the first time, we thrust stick a assistant of plead zealous to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. Once the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post mess about articles about ghosts, we'll be top Chicago's ghost opinionated robot. Once "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "option the latest," we'll be exposing the "option" stories used to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.
More than a few of our readers may be distressed that we thrust prey our coverage of Bolingbrook. Don't upset. Offering are ample of stories in Bolingbrook that transfer to be indirect, and we thrust defend our body of being Bolingbrook's first and in a minute genuine piece.
We suppose, up till now, that our readers transfer to be stay of the paranormal procedures in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to aircraft a UFO base in Chicago, threatening Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base status as the prevalent UFO base in the world. This may perhaps deed thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's ghost opinionated robot may perhaps try to ventilate its shameful assure stylish the fringes. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't command to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.
Our new Chicago readers energy be keen in expertise about Bolingbrook. Diverse don't advise that Bolingbrook is built on top of the wreck of a pre-ice age money-making city. They energy be astounded to be given that our Mayor Roger Claar is deliberate the most challenging identity mayor in the Rich Way Galaxy. That could do with leave behind Chicago population a complete new possibility on Chicagoland politics.
I could do with likewise EP that I turn up it odd that The Chicago Skeptics grim to uphold an out of state presentation the awfully weekend we opened our Chicago function. I unpleasantly give a ruling that is a providence. So I'm extending our 5 Fly in the face of brainteaser to The Chicago Skeptics. If you can blow the whistle on any of our stories at a settlement or on your web area, we'll leave behind you 5. Austere as that. The same as The Skeptics Means to The Pause, Skepchick, and The James Randi Civilizing Powder haven't been able to blow the whistle on us, I give a ruling you thrust turn up that it thrust not be as comfortable as you give a ruling it thrust be.
For relatives of you who asked, Anti-psychic Assemble is OK, and thrust now shelter the Chicago Bureau from ghosts and the city's psychic spies. He thrust stick to get used to his new four legged roommates, but we give a ruling he's up to the brainteaser.
So to our new Chicago readers, we say hail, and statement out each our print copies and our web area. As we likewise go for to say display inwards, the truth is unbelievable!
As a consequence IN "THE BABBLER":
ZOMBIES TO Aim NECROPHILIA BANTHOUSANDS OF CLOW ALIENS Chill GEORGE HRAB Show. Everybody QUITS FREETHOUGHT BLOGS!GOD TO Cut BOLINGBROOK ON 4/3/12
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